Turns Out, This Bar Is Empty

Turns Out, This Bar Is Empty

What if all of those profiles are fake,

And the photos are taken from dead people?

Coy Christelle from Bordeaux

Is actually Karl in Belarus;

Artist Anne from Albi-

Also Karl in Belarus?

And Nadia in Toulouse?

Yep, it’s Karl (surprise!)

They love to chat, these persons

Since passed, and

I find myself caught in a macabre

Subscription-based dating scene

Controlled by someone named “Karl”

Who lives in Belarus

And claims to be hundreds of eligible

candidates all at once.

Turns out, this bar is empty.

Karl can go to Hell.

- January 2019